It is not very much fun getting older
My waist seems to have disappeared
My face is all wrinkled and crinkled
And I appear to be growing a beard!!!
My hair that was once lush and golden
Now thin with a smattering of grey
My boobs that used to be perky
Getting droopier, more every day
My legs are looking like tree trunks
My bum is no longer pert
My knees are squeaky and creaky
If I run, I know it will hurt!
But I know I ought to be grateful
As some of these flaws I can hide
Cause although I appear to be ancient
I am still just a teenager inside!