I really hate seeing bad manners
People who are surly and rude
Who forget how to say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’
Or whose language is vulgar and crude!
Drivers that cut people up are annoying
God knows how they got through their test
And the middle lane hoggers are awful
They should all be put under arrest!
What about bad table manners?
Those that are noisily chomping their food
Eating with mouths that are open
Can really put me in a mood!
Then there are those that ignore you
Walk away when you’re having a chat
Others that have no decorum
And will tell you, that you’re looking quite fat!
We all have to get on together
So it makes perfect sense to me
To treat everyone we encounter
With kindness and courtesy.