Its time for Ronovan’s weekly haiku challenge again and the words to incorporate this time are ‘charge’ and ‘lovers’. I like the sound of these!
Here is my attempt.
Love For Hire
“How much do you charge,
I’m in need of a lover?
Please say you are cheap! ”

A bit of fun, a cheap lover, well I never.
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Ha Ha, Unfortunately that is how my mind works! 🙂 Thanks for commenting
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That’s my pleasure. It’s good to let the mind wander I reckon.
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Ah, ha, ha, ha! Good one! Her response should be, “if you have to ask you can’t afford me”. 😉
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Ha Ha! Love it! 🙂
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Ha!
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Hi Edwina, I had to laugh now, a cheap lover, no you don’t want it! 🙂
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Ha Ha! I was thinking more on the lines of any lover will do as long as the price is right! 🙂
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ha ha nice one! 🙂
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Thank you 🙂 I enjoyed writing it.
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Nice and naughty 😈 just right then 💃
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Yesm just how I like it! 🙂
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Ha Ha!!! Love it! I did have a similar thought – we could easily have fun lowering the tone together!!! But I couldn’t get it into a Haiku – well done!! Makes me smile! And this little ditty just popped into my head …..
You charge!?!
Call yourself a lover, Huh!
I’m off to find another
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Ha Ha! Yes we are definitely of the same mind! 🙂
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Oh, this brings back memories of “Margaret” for me. 🙂
Another great haiku, Edwina.
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Ha Ha! Thanks Hugh, I enjoyed writing that 🙂
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Ha ha!! Fantastic Judy!!!!
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Thanks Ritu, they were great words to work with 🙂
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And you took it to Judy level!!! 😁😁
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Great Haiku with an unexpected interpretation. Great fun! 🙂
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Thanks so much for your comment. With a mind like mine, that is the only interpretation those two words gave me! 🙂
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Reblogged this on ronovanwrites and commented:
First in, EDWINA! Um, perhaps I should rephrase that. I am not sure if the Haiku is humorous or she’s heard this pick up line a few times too often. I have a feeling there are a lot of black eyes where she lives. Oh, the Haiku that will be coming from these prompt words this week. What have I done?
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Ha Ha! I don’t need much encouragement to lower the tone, and that is what your words said to me this week. 🙂
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Excellent! Those two words together are sometimes a good thing. 😀
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Thank you so much. It was fun to do 🙂
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