I saw this quote and it made me laugh, so I had to share it today for One-Liner Wednesday!
‘When you get angry take a breath and count to 10. Throw a punch at 8. Nobody expects that! ‘
This bit of silliness was inspired by LindaGHill
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Reblogged this on cornfedcontessa and commented:
Now that’s some funny stuff!
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Thanks so much for the re-blog 🙂
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You are so welcome!
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Laughing here 🙂 thanks for that.
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It made me laugh too 🙂
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Cute! Gotta love a minion. 🙂
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Yes, especially a naughty one! 🙂
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This strategy also give you a chance to think about where best to throw the punch. And it also gives you time to survey the area for the best exits to quickly run to.
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Ha Ha! Yes indeed. Good point 🙂
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Love it. I wonder which company I could use that quote on at the moment? 🙂
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Oh I reckon you could think of a deserving Telecom company that fits the bill!!! 🙂
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Lol, LOVE it!
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Me too, so funny! 🙂
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Haha that’s brilliant Judy I’ll have to remember that one.😊
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I love it too! 🙂
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It’s great made me chuckle😂😂
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Lol!! The minions strike again!!!
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yup, that is a good one. Thanks for sharing!
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Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
Love it Judy… not that I am violent or anything like that… well depends who is doing what and to whom… hugs
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Lol, I’m soooo not good at the counting to 10 thing so this rings true for me. Thanks for the laugh 🙂
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I thought it was great! 🙂
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haha! That would certainly surprise a lot of people!
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Yes! I know, it it not good, but it IS funny 🙂
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Hahahaha…. I was laughing out loud reading it. I love unexpected happening…. lol!!!! Very good quote and thanks for sharing!
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