Episode 406 : Tuesday Tidbit – Euphemisms 18+

Posted on by Judy E Martin

For today’s Tidbit post, I have decided to forego writing a poem as I have done for the previous couple of Tuesdays, and have decided to go for a bit of humour instead. (This heatwave is already far too hot for me to be adding it, by writing anything too raunchy)!

What I thought I would do is write a few of the popular euphemisms for sex that we use. be they coy or coarse, just for a bit of fun!

Rumpy-pumpy, and hanky-panky. – They sound so childish but I do love a rhyme.

Having a bit of ‘how’s your father’ – Very Carry On!

Slap and tickle – This sounds a little on the 50 Shades spectrum if you ask me!

Assault with a friendly weapon – God, how cringeworthy!

Bonking or humping – these just make me laugh.

Shagging – Yeah Baby! Very Austin Powers.

Making looooove – That always seems a bit smarmy to me, and a bit too smooth, very Mills and Boon! (I am more of a Jilly Cooper/Jackie Collins type of girl myself)!!!

Rogering – Very British!

Shafting or screwing – these sound too painful, as well as a bit DIY!

Dipping the wick – Sounds gross!

Which one is your favourite, or is it something totally different?

42 thoughts on “Episode 406 : Tuesday Tidbit – Euphemisms 18+”

  4. Hi Edwina! Ha, ha! This is great! You had me cracking-up with ‘bonking’ and ‘shagging’. Most of these make me cringe. How about, ‘lets get it on’ or ‘lets do it. Personally, I like ‘lets have sex’. 😉

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  5. Nice list, Judy. I’ve never heard the “how’s your father ” one…any sexual expression that uses the words mother or father is not for me.
    Screwing and DIY; that’s good 🙂 never thought of it like that. Never liked the expression, seems too impersonal.

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  12. One from university days and rather American is pummelling the beaver, poor critter. Rogering in reminds me of the apocryphal names of the crew in Captain Pugwash – Master Bates, Seaman Staines and Roger the Cabin Boy.

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  14. What about nookey you left that one out,
    or making the beast with two backs,
    the one thing clearly you made me recall,
    is sex, being just what my sex life lacks.

    xxx Massive Hugs xxx

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  15. We say sexing. Doing the sex. Shagging’s not bad, bonking is funny. I suppose we don’t talk about it much, what with all the hanky panky, who has time? 😛

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