Now for today’s Tidbit I thought I would share with you a story that was recently in the news.
A young man who had been out of work for ages, finally got himself a job as a delivery driver of a fish van. However, whilst he was parked up, a Mini suddenly come hurtling into the back of the van causing some damage.
A young woman got out of the car, and they exchanged insurance details. The poor young man went back to base thinking he was going to lose this job before he had really got started.
However, his boss looked over the footage that was taken from the back of the van, and it seemed that it was not his fault at all. The young lady had been seen removing her ‘Rampant Rabbit’ from inside her trousers before fastening them and getting out of the car.
She must have been some sort of contortionist to manage inserting the device, using the steering wheel ,and changing gears! It seemed like in the throes of passion with her ‘little friend’ she rammed her foot on the gas pedal and smashed into the fish van!
You couldn’t make it up!
rampant rabbit!!!! I love your stories.
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Thanks, Judy, great story. Wonder what she keeps in her glove compartment?
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Ha Ha HA! I would love to know 🙂
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Is this a new motor vehicle requirement in the UK? 😀
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Ha Ha! I think it might become popular with the ladies if it were! 🙂
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haha! Something that you get when you pass a driving exam? 😉
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Yes, as a kind of reward! 🙂
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O M G. You cannot be serious!
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Ha ha! It is unbelievable! 🙂
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Seriously…??? No, you simply can’t make this stuff up. I’m assuming that the rabbit thing is a “therapeutic vibration device” ??? Wow. ☺
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Ha Ha! Indeed it is with a couple of added extras! 🙂
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Hilarious! 🙂
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What a crazy thing to do! 🙂
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I agree! 🙂
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Hahaha… what a story!!! After doing their make up while driving this might be the next step. “Safe time on the way to work.” Or “How to have a good start into your work day.”
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Ha H Love it Erika, Yes. Start the day with a bang!!!! 🙂
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Hehe… woop woop!!!!
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Um the stories lost on me coz I dunno what a rampant rabbit is
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Ahem. Google it as I am far too much of a lady to go into detail! 🙂
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OMG there’s a thrusting, a shaking, and even a flippin threeway…gives a whole new meaning to rogerring – Roger Rabbit… and don’t they just look ridiculous
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Ha Ha! Yes, they are multi-tasking to say the least! They do look pretty damn ugly though! 🙂
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I wonder if any will do the washing up or hoovering
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If only it could. That would be more exciting to me! 😁
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No!!!!!!! Lol! Judy, where do you find these stories lol??!!
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Ha ha! I think I am just lucky at digging out them out! 😆
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😂
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I just seem to have a knack for digging these types of stories out! 😆
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Lol..wow..that’s a little embarrassing!
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Yes, what an idiot! 🙂
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Haha! I cannot imagine!
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Me neither! I can think of better places to ‘get it on’ with the little helper!
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Hahaaa that is hilarious Judy a fantastic humorous start to tidbit tuesday my post is up at six am☺
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Thanks Rich. I enjoyed yours too and have commented 🙂
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Got it Judy thank you☺☺
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🙂
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