Episode 433: Tuesday Titbit. My Top Turn-Offs 18+

I have written in the past  for my Tuesday Tidbit post, about getting  ‘in the mood for getting it on’. Well this week I am going to mention a couple of things (in my opinion). that are likely to kill the mood stone dead.

  • Toe sucking. Yuck, yuck and yuck again! Given my aversion to feet (even my own), this is never going to be top of my list of things to try out in the bedroom. I can think of nothing worse than putting a hairy, yellowing, thick-nailed toe anywhere near my mouth let alone sucking it! Dear God, that sounds more like some form of torture to me (especially if a fungal infection is involved)!
  • Skimpy briefs. These don’t really do it for me at all, and please no, don’t let it be a thong! They look good on absolutely no-one at all! I am not one to be impressed by the ‘posing pouch’ type of underwear, in fact I would probably burst out laughing!
  • Breaking wind. I know some men find it funny, but when in bed with a view to getting a little bit of action, I don’t want to hear anyone ‘parp’ and then get hit with the reek of rotten eggs that has been helpfully wafted in my direction.
  • Trying to skip the starter and head straight for the main course! Like most people, I want the full experience. The kissing, stroking, exploring… building up slowly, taking a bit of time, teasing, that kind of thing, not trying to get stuck in!
  • Rough handling. I do not enjoy clumsy tweaking, prodding and poking before I am  ready to get the party started!

What turns you off in the bedroom?

25 thoughts on “Episode 433: Tuesday Titbit. My Top Turn-Offs 18+

  1. Ew, ew, ew. I really wish I could get this list and that photo out of my head!!!!!! I really loved your “unctuous” post (especially since it includes a picture of kissing toes!!), but my favorite is your beach story. Except for things being closed, my favorite time at the beach is when it’s abandoned, and it DOES feel like the Twilight Zone … in a non-scary kind of way. But now I’m left craving a latte …

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  2. See? Now you know why my toenail was such an issue yesterday! haha! Yes, I agree with the pouch-ware. Don’t these guys understand that they can’t go swimming if the water is frigid? 😀

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