The kids at last are sleeping
Your partner’s in the mood
He’s nibbling on your earlobe
But you’d rather have some food!
You try to get your groove on
As his kisses get more urgent
He’s yearning for some loving
You’re thinking about detergent!
Your top has been unbuttoned
And he’s just unclasped your bra
You moan when you remember
That you forgot to tax the car!
The rest of the clothes are discarded
You need to show some willing
He lays you on the carpet
Now your bloody back is killing!
The rhythm is getting faster
You moan and sigh for good measure
The carpet burns have put a stop
To you having any pleasure
You feel the rush, and him relax
All happy now and sated
Whilst you are feeling quite put out
-Sex is so over-rated!
Priceless. I love this one – excellent write!
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Thanks so much Marcus. I had a lot of fun with it! 🙂
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Carpet burns! Now that brings back some strange memories.
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Ooooh Naughty Hugh 🙂
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LOL So feckin true!!
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🙂
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ouch – carpet burns!!
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Yes, nasty!!:-)
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Haha…so funny Edwina 😀
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Lol…very clever and funny, Judy. Thank you for the much needed laugh.
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Thanks George! I was in a bit of a mood when I wrote it! 🙂
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Haha! Thanks for the laugh. 🙂
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Glad you enjoyed it 🙂
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LOL! First laugh of the day, thanks Judy 🙂
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My pleasure Aimer (well….you know what I mean)!!!!
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Such a great take on faking it, Judy. I’ve never been able to do that. Not sure why ? I bet there were times when my husband wished I would have…especially when the kids were young and my priorities were shifted. Just saying. ☺
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Ha Ha! Well sometimes it has to be done! 🙂
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😆 😆 😆 That was awesome, Judy!!! So awesome! At times daily life is simply too present. Wow, so good!!! 😆😆😆
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Thanks Erika. That was the kind of mood I was in when I wrote it 🙂
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Good for us…. lol
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Lol🙈
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🙂
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Priceless!
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🙂 Glad you enjoyed it 🙂
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OMG!! Judy, I totally relate to this one lol!!!!!! Too funny! You sure did it again!!!!!
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Thanks Ritu. I was stuck for ideas and not feeling very Tidbitty, and this is the result!
🙂
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It was fantastic!!!
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You are hysterical!
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Glad you enjoyed that Raphael 😊
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Haha, I’ve been guilty of this!
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Ha ha! You are not the only one. 😄
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