I loved Sacha’s post today combining her 1000 speak and Writespiration prompts. Her mini rant on the expression ‘grow some balls’ set me off as well, and I decided that my contribution would be a poem on this subject. I then realised that actually, the prompt was to write about a struggle, but never mind, I think it still fits!
A quick word of warning. If you are offended by references to genitalia then this might not be for you!
When it’s time to’ man up’
We are told to ‘grow to a pair’
Balls will make us stronger
But that’s not very fair!
Why are they so special?
To make us act so tough
In those awful moments
When life gets really rough.
Gonads are quite tender
And one kick in the jewels
Can render someone helpless
Plus make them look such fools!
Women are much stronger
There are no ifs and buts.
We have to push a child out
Despite the rips and cuts
You don’t find women fretting
On having to wear a box
Scared that being sporty
Will break their precious cocks!
If you want to show some strength
Balls are pretty minor
I suggest you ‘woman up’
Grow yourself a vagina!
Funny!
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Thank you! 🙂
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Nice meeting you!
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LOL!! Love it, but you realise we do have boxes or is that just a Norn Irish term lol
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No! I didn’t know we had boxes 🙂
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Oh aye, over here yer fandango is known as either yer box or yer lady garden lol
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Ha HA! I have heard of lady garden at least! 🙂
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I personally enjoyed each reference lmao!
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Ha HA! Good! That is what I like to hear 🙂
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THIS IS BLOODY BRILLIANT. You are SOOOOOO good at poetry, I properly lolled it’s exactly my kind of humour. That line about breaking their cocks – I nearly inhaled my drink!! too good.
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Well, you started me off with the title of your post! I thought that was what we were to write about, and it wasn’t until I had nearly finished it that I realised the prompt was to write about a struggle! Still, I had such fun doing it (rhyming ‘vagina’ was a bit tricky), that I just went with it in the end! Glad you enjoyed it. 🙂
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It was SOOOOOOOO good I had to show my partner!! and don’t worry about that, wherever the prompt/post takes you is all good with me! 😀
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I am thrilled that you enjoyed it, and wanted to share it with your partner too 🙂
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Thanks for the laugh! Well written and truthful. Shared.
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Glad you enjoyed it Barb. Thanks so much for the share 🙂
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Thanks so much for the mention, Jacqui 🙂
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Well done, you! I love it.
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Thanks Mary-Anne. Well, we women are stronger than we look! 🙂
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Lol, fanf#$@ingtastic! 🙂
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HAHA! Glad you like it Debby 🙂
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🙂
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Oh yes! So true. I’m sad I have never thought of this before! 🙂
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Ha HA! 🙂
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Just catching up with your posts Eddie – utterly BRILLIANT!!! I’m serious about that EBook! What a great collection of poems you have.
I have enjoyed all the comments too and chuckled my way through them.
A HooT!
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Thanks Daffy. It makes me so happy to know I can make others laugh with my silly poems as I love writing them. 🙂
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Excellent! I think you should read this out at the Bloggers’ Bash. Witty and straight to the point, I think it will go down well especially as we tuck into my home made sausage- rolls 🙂
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HaHaHa Hugh you always make me laugh! Well said!
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Ha HA! I do love a sausage roll Hugh maybe we’ll give the poem a miss whilst tucking into them! 🙂
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What can I say? A masterpiece of wit and wonder. Brilliant
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Thanks Geoff! It was great fun to write 🙂
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I chortled so hard, I nearly choked on this one. Saving it to read to Himself 😄😄
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Glad it made you laugh and hope that Himself enjoys it 🙂
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He has to 😉
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Brilliant Judy.I’m trying to ‘woman up’ as we speak.
xxx gigantic Hugs xxx
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Ha HA! Good luck with that David! 🙂
Huge hugs xxxxx
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HAHAHA! This is witty at its best, Judy! 😀 I love it a lot! It’s light yet the weight of empowerment is there!
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Thank you Rose.That is exactly what I was going for 🙂
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And you just did that!! 😀
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LOL! 😀 I love it! 😀
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Ha HA! Glad you enjoyed it, 🙂
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Well said! 😉
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Thanks Tonya, It was a bit tongue-in-cheek, but had to be said! 🙂
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I agree! 🙂
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LOL. Cracked me up, Judy. Ha ha ha.
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Glad you enjoyed it Diana! 🙂
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Me too – brilliant!
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Thanks Daffy! xx
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Now that poem, Edwina, is a keeper for sure. LOL!
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Excellent.
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Glad you enjoyed it 🙂
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: )
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*Tiptoes past the women applauding*
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Ha! Glad you enjoyed it Rob 🙂
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😂 Well done, Judy 😂
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HA! Thanks Van 🙂
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Ha ha love it!!!
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Thanks Ritu, I enjoyed writing it! 🙂
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Hehe! Well done! 😀
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Thanks Joey 😉
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I have to say that “vaginas” mostly are a lot more courageous than many pairs of balls… lol! Great poem, Judy!!!
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Thanks Erika. They definitely are 🙂
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Cheers 😉
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Love this… Might write a little tongue in cheek reply later 🙂
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Thanks Al. I would be disappointed if you didn’t! 🙂
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I’m afraid I had to read this post with my legs crossed. 🙂
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Ha HA! Sorry Bun. 🙂
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🙂
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