Oh, my nose is so drippy
And my throat is all scratchy and sore
I am constantly sneezing
And my nose has been wiped till it is raw
One minute I’m cold and all shivery
And feel like I’m going to freeze
The next I am a raging inferno
And I’m performing a fevered striptease!
I’ve had enough of this cold now
And being all sniffy and snotty
I just want to start feeling better
Instead of looking and feeling so grotty!
Hopefully, it will be gone soon
As it has been hanging around for too long
It is time for it to move on now
And bugger off to where it came from!