One Liner Wednesday – Confuddled!

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I haven’t managed to join in with Linda’s One-Liner Wednesday for ages but I have got one to share with you today.

Yesterday after coming home from work tired and a little crabby, my daughter asked me if she could have some popcorn she had bought after school with the money I had given her to buy her teacher a leaving present (apparently she had some change, hmmm)!

Anyway as we were just about to have dinner, I said crossly, “no you can’t have that crop porn! Ooops!

Episode 465: One-Liner Wednesday: Saucy!

On walking into my bay of elderly ladies. I always wish them ‘good morning’ and then have a quick chat with them all. This is the response I got from one of them.

” You look cheery this morning, Did someone tickle your fancy last night?”

This post is inspired by LindaGHill

Episode 435: One-Liner Wednesday: Indulgence #1 Line Wed

Linda has asked what one indulgence would we want to never give up for the One-Liner Wednesday post today, Hmm, this is tricky, as I have already given up smoking, rarely drink and have had to cut down on food, so that leaves me very little (vices) to indulge in!

I think it will have to be laughing at inappropriate times then, such as when someone trips up (as long as they haven’t hurt themselves)!