I do love a bit of sarcasm, I really think it is highly underrated actually. I know it is ‘not big and it’s not clever’ (well actually sometimes it can be very clever, depends on the delivery) but I still use it nonetheless. I also appreciate it when others use it, as I love a cutting remark (in a jokey way).
For example, at work when going to bleed a patient, on asking one of the nurses whether they had good veins or not being told,
“A blind person wearing boxing gloves could get blood out of those veins!”
Another favourite of mine is one of Mr Grump’s sayings to Miss Hap at dinner time as he enquired
“Do you want chips with that ketchup?”
What about when you turn up somewhere soaking wet after being caught in the rain, and one person always pipes up,
“Oh is it raining out?” To which you reply
“No, I just love the bedraggled look!”
When in a group and you say something privately to someone, who then blurts it out loudly.
“Can you speak up a bit, I don’t think they heard you next door!”
When someone you know is wearing an outfit of clashing colours, or looks really scruffy and they get asked,
“Did you get dressed in the dark?”
As all of my family uses sarcasm regularly Miss Hap has picked up the habit and when she came home tonight in her PE kit, I said to her,
“Why on earth did you come home in your PE kit?”
To which she disdainfully replied,
“Because I had PE!”
Great! Ask a silly question…….
My fav is when someone can’t see something right in front of their nose
“If that was a snake it would have bit you!”
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Yes, that is a good one 🙂
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One of my preceptors used to point at x-rays and shout, “Ray Charles could see that [fracture, pneumothorax, whatever]!”
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Ha HA! that makes me laugh 🙂
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This post reminds me of Maggie Smith’s character on Downton Abbey. Now, she can deliver a sarcastic line and the facial expression to go with it–love her.
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Oh yes, she is the best! 🙂
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Sarcasm as well as logic! Good going young lady!!!
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